ninedeadgayguys

SYNOPSIS - NINE DEAD GAY GUYS

The hysterically offensive story of two
not so innocent Irish lads who go to
London to hit the big time and instead
end up servicing gay men.

REVIEW

Possibly the most offensively funny
movie we've ever seen, Nine Dead
Gay Guys throws political correctness
out the window and delivers some
incredibly demented belly laughs. This
is a the tale of Kenny (Mulhearn) and
Byron (Mackey) - two very cute lads
from Ireland who move to London to hit
the big time. But what they end up
doing is servicing gay men in
exchange for cash. Not that these two
wholesome boys are gay, but what's a
little oral sex between men? Well,
maybe they are gay - or at least
maybe Kenny is gay, he thinks.

All irrelevant, as the Queen has been
murdered and there is cash for the
winner of the "Really Hard Red Bull
Test" only if they can find "The Bread
in the Bed" - all of this is connected to
the Chasidic Jew Golders Green (who
is very discreet, you must understand).
In order for the boys to gain access to
the "bread" one must pass the "Red
Bull Test" - which is to be at least as
hung as two cans of Red Bull stacked
on top of each other. Kenny was up to
the challenge!

This amazingly original and fast-paced
film will offend just about everyone who
takes it seriously. There is the
"Desperate Dwarf" whose 3 1/2 foot
height matches his small penis (he
may have a small one, but he's got
one hell of an ass); there is the "Iron
Lady", the nasty bull dyke proprietress
of a gay bar and there is "Dick Cheese
Deepak" whose foreskin problem
prevents everyone from going down on
him. Funny, wacked-out and
completely meaninglesss, this film has
caused walk-outs at Cannes and
controversy wherever it plays - we
wouldn't miss it for the world.
Scott Cranin